10. Teeth

10. Teeth

JIM: How's your toothache?
ANDREW: It's gone, thanks. I went to the dentist last night and he took care of it.
JIM: Which tooth was it?
ANDREW: The last one on the upper right-hand side. It has a huge filling in it now.
JIM: I hate having my teeth filled. It's not just the pain I hate. I hate the sound of drilling.
ANDREW: So do I. I'd rather have a tooth pulled than filled.
JIM: Have you ever had one of your teeth pulled?
ANDREW: No, but the one the dentist just filled will have to come out someday. He says it can't be filled again.
JIM: Teeth keep causing trouble, and nobody really does anything about it. I can't understand why.
ANDREW: They can put men on the moon, but they can't keep people from having trouble with teeth.
JIM: Why can't they transplant teeth the way they transplant hearts? They can give some body a different heart. Why can't they give him different teeth?
ANDREW: I've heard they're working on that. My dentist says they're working on tooth transplants right now.
JIM: On second thought, I'm not sure I'd want to eat with some other person's teeth.
ANDREW: Well, that's not how it works. The idea is to develop a plastic tooth that can be put into the hole where your own tooth came out.
JIM: Really? What makes it stay there?
ANDREW: So far they haven't tried it with people, but they've made it work with baboons.
JIM: Do they hook the plastic tooth to the teeth beside it?
ANDREW: No. The plastic tooth is made with plastic roots, and after a while the gums grow around the roots, so the tooth can't fall out.
JIM: Are you making this up?
ANDREW: No! Seriously, somebody at the Georgetown University Hospital in Washington has been working on it.
JIM: Well, it sounds like a good idea.