Chapter 9 Loose Feet
Chapter 9 Loose Feet Chapter 9 Loose Feet After the church, everybody went to the reception. The reception is a big, giant room where you sit at tables. And you listen to loud music. And you eat food and cake. And then wait till you hear this! The bridesmaids' table was the longest table in the whole entire place! I runned right to the end of that hugie thing. And guess what? There was a teensy card with my name printed on it! "Here! Here! I am sitting here!" I hollered to Mother. Just
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Chapter 9 Loose Feet
Chapter 9 Loose Feet
After the church, everybody went to the reception.
The reception is a big, giant room where you sit at tables.And you listen to loud music. And you eat food and cake. And then wait till you hear this!The bridesmaids' table was the longest table in the whole entire place!
I runned right to the end of that hugie thing.And guess what? There was a teensy card with my name printed on it!
"Here! Here! I am sitting here!" I hollered to Mother.
Just then, I saw Aunt Flo. She was coming over with Bo.
"Uh-oh," I said very nervous. Then I quick hided behind Mother's skirt.
But Aunt Flo didn't even look mad!
She bended down next to me in her beautiful wedding gown. And she held my hand real nice.
"Junie B., honey? I didn't see what happened in the church.But Bo said you tried to take her basket. Is that true?" I shook my head very fast.
"No, Aunt Flo. I didn't try to take her whole entire basket. I promise.I just wanted two teensy petals and that's all," I said. I held up two fingers.
"Just this many, Aunt Flo. Just two. 'Cause Bo got all the rest of the petals.And so two would be fair of her, I think." Aunt Flo looked at Bo.
"Bo, honey? Did you hear that? Junie B. only wanted two little flower petals."
Bo looked shy at me.
Then, all of a sudden, she reached into her basket.And she gave me two petals! I smiled real big.
"Hey! That is a nice gesture of you, Bo!" I said.
After that, Bo smiled back at me. And Aunt Flo put us in our chairs.
Bo asked me how old I am. I sat up straight and tall.
"I am almost six," I said very proud. Bo did a sad sigh.
"Poo," she said. "I'm only five. I'm always the littlest.Always, always, always." I patted her arm very understanding.
"Don't worry, little Bo. Someday you will be a grown-up lady, just like me," I said.
Bo did a teeny frown. "You're not a grown-up lady," she said.
"Yes, I am so a grown-up lady, Bo!" I said back."Just ask my mother if you don't believe me.'Cause I acted grown-up for the whole entire wedding, almost."
Just then, I quick put my napkin in my lap.
"See this, Bo? See how I am putting this napkin in my lap?If I was a baby, I would tuck it in my collar.But grown-up ladies put them in their laps." I sat up even taller.
"And see how straight and tall I am sitting?This is how grown-up ladies sit," I said. "We never slouch and slump."
After that, I sat very still. And I didn't move a muscle.
"Now look at me, Bo," I said out of the corner of my mouth."See how still I am sitting? I am not even squirming.On account of grown-up ladies do not get ants in their pants, that's why."
I folded my hands very polite.
"Now I am folding my hands very polite. And I am waiting for my food."
Bo kept on looking at me. "The end," I said.
After that, I kept sitting there a real long time.
That's how come Bo got tired of looking at me.And she started playing with her spoon. She clinked it on her water glass.
Also, she clinked it on her plate. And her knife. And her head.
"Grown-up ladies do not clink their spoons," I said. Bo shrugged her shoulders at me.
After that, she made a puppet out of her napkin. And she made it bite my nose.
"Hey!" I said very surprised. Then I quick did a frown.
"Grown-up ladies do not play with their napkins," I said. After that, I did a big sigh.'Cause my food was taking, a million thousand years, that's why.
Finally, my legs started to get stiffish and tightish.
Also, I got an ant in my pant. And my foot went to sleep.
That is how come I had to hop down from my chair.And I stamped my foot on the floor.
"Sometimes ladies have to stamp their sleeping feet," I explained to Bo."It is perfectly acceptable to do this."
After that, I shaked my foot all around. But it still did not wake up.
I looked at Bo. "Okay. Here's the thing.Sometimes ladies have to skip around the table to get their blood pumping", I said.
"Really?" said Bo. "Yes," I said. "Trust me. I know what I'm doing."
After that, I started to skip around the table.Only too bad for me. 'Cause my new shoes hurt my heels a real lot.Plus also my fancy pantyhose drooped all the way down to my knees.
I walked back to my seat very limping. I looked at Bo again.
"Sometimes ladies have to go under the table and adjust theirselves," I said.
Bo looked curious at me. "They do?" she asked.
"Of course they do," I said. "That's how come they make the tablecloths so long."
