Chapter 6 Chicken of the Ocean
Chapter 6 Chicken of the Ocean Chapter 6 Chicken of the Ocean Day Three Dear first-grade journal. My camera pictures aren't going that good. On account of first I got grouchy ladies. And then I looked like a doofus. So far, my photo journal is telling the stupidest dumb story I ever heard of. Today will be better, I hope. 'Cause me and Mother and Daddy are going to snorkel. And snorkel is the grown-up word for when you swim with a giant hose in your mouth. I like that word of snorkel.
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Chapter 6 Chicken of the Ocean
Chapter 6 Chicken of the Ocean
Day Three
Dear first-grade journal. My camera pictures aren't going that good.
On account of first I got grouchy ladies. And then I looked like a doofus.
So far, my photo journal is telling the stupidest dumb story I ever heard of.
Today will be better, I hope. 'Cause me and Mother and Daddy are going to snorkel.And snorkel is the grown-up word for when you swim with a giant hose in your mouth.
I like that word of snorkel. Also I like snortle and snarkle and snootle.
Your friend, Junie B. Snorkel
I put down my pencil. And I waited for Mother and Daddy to get up.
Those two have lazy bones. Only I am not allowed to jiggle them awake anymore.Or else Mother turns out cranky.
I kept waiting real patient for their eyes to open.
Then finally, I tippytoed next to Daddy. And I blew air in his face.
He opened one eyeball. I waved very pleasant.
"Hello. How are you today?" I said. "Look. I am already dressed for breakfast."
Daddy closed his eyeball. I opened it up again.
"Whoops. I lost you there for a second," I said. "Don't you want to see what I'm wearing today?"
I stepped back so he could see my clothes. Then I twirled all around like a fashion girl.
"See me, Daddy? See how cute I look?I picked out an outfit to go with Squeezer's flatso parrot head.He looks very cute with these shorts, don't you think?He looks like a parrot belt ... kind of." I skipped around in a circle.
"I'm glad that Mother didn't cut him off," I said. "He wasn't even uncomfortable to sleep in, hardly."
After that, me and Squeezer climbed on the bed.And we sat on Mother's legs until she woke up. It did not actually take that long.
Then yippee, hurray! All of us went down to breakfast.And Mother said I could order pineapple-and-coconut pancakes!And that is just like eating dessert, I tell you!
The waitress looked at me and Squeezer. She did a little chuckle.
"Wow, you already have your swim ring on, huh?" she said."All you have to do is blow him up, and you're all set to go."
I did a frown at that comment.
"Yeah, only I can't actually blow him up, or else he squeezes the life out of me," I said.
The waitress stopped smiling. "Oh," she said. "Oh my."
Then she took our order. And she backed away from the table real slow.
After breakfast, Daddy had to go on his job interview.And so me and Mother went to the pool while we waited for him.
Then-as soon as he got back-hurray! It was time to go snorkeling!
After everyone was ready, we got in the car. And we drove to a special snorkel beach.
That word made me laugh in the car. I said it a million times, I think.
"Snorkel," I said. "Snorkel, snorkel, snorkel. I'm going to snorkel! Here is a snorkel poem."
I took a breath. "Snorkel, snortle, snootle, noodle, snorkel, snartle, snarkle."
Mother turned around. "Please stop it," she said. She took an aspirin.
Mothers do not appreciate poetry, apparently.
Pretty soon, Daddy pulled into a beach parking lot.And he carried our snorkel stuff to the water. Mother helped me on with my swim fins.
Swim fins look exactly like frog feet. Except for they are not on an actual frog.
It is hard to walk in frog feet.You have to lift your feet way high in the air, like you are marching in a band.Except for frogs don't march in a band, usually.On account of most of them don't play an instrument.
After I put on my frog feet, I put on my face mask and snorkel snout.
A snorkel snout is the giant hose that you breathe with.
Then Daddy took me into the water. And we tightened my face mask. And ta-daa!
I was ready to go! I floated on top of the water. And I breathed through my snorkel snout.
I did very good with my breathing.'Cause I already practiced this activity in the pool, that's why!
Only wowie wow wow! I could not believe the view! I raised up real excited.
"The ocean bottom is way prettier than the pool bottom!" I hollered."You can see clear as a belt down there!"
Mother and Daddy smiled. Then Daddy said to please use my soft voice.
"Snorkeling is a quiet sport, Junie B.," he said."We don't want to bother the other snorkelers, okay? So the word of the day is quiet. Got it?"
"GOT IT!" I said. "The word is quiet!"
After that, I put on a snorkel vest to help me float. And I held on to a kickboard.And I swam with Mother and Daddy to a special snorkel spot.
Frog feet help you swim speedy fast.
Even if you're swimming in a flatso parrot, you can still be speedy.
After we got there, I put my head in the water again.And my eyes popped out of my head! The fish were beautiful, I tell you!
There were yellow ones! And blue ones! And orange ones! And silver ones!And black ones! And white ones! And spotted ones! And striped ones!
My heart pounded at the sight of them. I raised my head and pulled out my snorkel snout.
"Hey! This is just like swimming in the fish tank at my school!" I said.
Daddy quick put his finger to his lips. And he pointed to the other snorkelers.
"Shh! The word of the day is quiet, remember?" he said.
I tried to calm my voice. Only it kept on staying loud.
"Yeah, only I didn't know I would be this excited!" I said. "It's hard to control my thrill!"
After that, I looked at the beautiful fishes some more.
I smiled and smiled inside my head. It was just like being in a fish zoo!
Only just then, a little bit of trouble happened. And it's called, I spotted a stick behind a rock.
And then GULP! The stick started to move! And GASP! Oh no, oh no! The stick swam away!
'Cause it wasn't even a STICK, that's why! It was...
"AN EEL! AN EEL! I spotted an eel!" I screamed."911! 911!! EEL SPOTTING! EEL SPOTTING! HELP! HELP! HELP!"
Some of the other snorkelers popped up their heads. Then Daddy popped up his head, too.
"Shh, Junie B.! Shh! There's nothing to worry about. I promise," he said."That eel is perfectly harmless." I quick ducked down again.
'Cause I had to keep track of the eel, of course! Then WHOA! WAIT! Hold the phone!
Something even worse was floating my way! And it's called...
"JELLYFISH! A jellyfish is coming! And that thing is as big as a barn, I tell you!"
After that, I quick turned around!
